I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
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Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
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If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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