why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
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trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
It's blow job season.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
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How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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