Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
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You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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