walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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