Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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