Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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