What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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