Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
