so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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