If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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