So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
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2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
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I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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