Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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