Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
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There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
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I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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