I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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