Can i not drive my cunt home
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
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Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
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You made out with two different species that night
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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