there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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