Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
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i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
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Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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