There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Randomize
