my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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