Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
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I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
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I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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