i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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