College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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