I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
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The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
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Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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