doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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