You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
farters have to be the big spoon...
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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