She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
