I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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