i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
this boner is exhausting
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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