I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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