This girl is more easily done than said...
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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