So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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