Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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