Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
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Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
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Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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