Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Is it because I queefed?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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