It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
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I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
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There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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