Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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