wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Randomize
