I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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