I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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