I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
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Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
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I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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