drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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