Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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