Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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