I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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