question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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