why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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