god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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