bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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