i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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