I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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