Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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