I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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