i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
People in love make me want to vomit
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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