don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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