so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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