somebody snuck up and got me drunk
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
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it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
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That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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