do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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