I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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