Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
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before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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