Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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