ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
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I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
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It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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